Jesus decided to make his face appear in a piece of petrified wood allegedly over 178 million years old. Maybe he wanted to show off for the dinosaurs. The image is so blatant that it only took the current owner a few years to see it!
Of course, such a valuable image had to end up on ebay. It's only $9,800, so what are you waiting for?
On Sunday night, Carlos McDaniel looked up into the sky, and saw the face of the LORD. And by that I mean he saw Jesus appear in some clouds in his usual indecipherable form.
The article's comments have some other helpful suggestions for what the image looks like, ranging from Yoda to Osama bin Laden.
Last week, some Catholics in Poland were convinced that a piece of Jesus's heart appeared in a cracker. Apparently this brown spot was identified by two doctors as heart tissue, which makes one wonder about Jesus's anatomy if tiny bits of heart can just appear in his flesh like that. Hat tip: Ed Brayton.
I somehow managed to stumble across two odd articles asking whether certain "sightings" were paranormal or just pareidolia. Which strikes me as a weird way of asking "is this pareidolia... or is it pareidolia?"
A spooky face appeared in Canadian clouds. If it's god, then he has big ears. Update: There's a pretty cool movie of this cloud formation.
Reader Jacob Ruwitch found another example of Jesus wanting to play baby again, this time in another cheeto. I'm not sure I want to know what that knob sticking out of it is.
Reader Macayla Graham discovered Jesus being crucified in a banana chip. For someone who was brutally tortured, Jesus sure seems eager to remind himself and everyone else about the incident.
Reader Crystal Conte recently discovered Jesus hiding out in the shell of her pet turtle, Joey. She's now apparently shopping for buyers, because, well, what other use does a vague Jesus image have?
While most cats may think they are gods, reader Beth Bertrand noticed that her cat has been blessed by an image of one! Though I think it looks more like Wolverine, who is way more badass than Jesus anyway.
A couple of years ago, reader Michele's 13-year-old daughter decided was very worried about going back to school due to bullying kids, and so prayed to God for a sign. The result was a mushy Jesus image in a potato, which apparently chased the bullies away.
A woman who just purchased an NES off of ebay for $31 just got the deal of her life: the NES came with an image of Jesus at no additional cost. I always knew that Jesus is old school.
I don't plan making a habit of this, but I am in the middle of going through a massive backlog of emails and submissions, and I discovered something that made me very excited: STLLJ's first hate mail!
The very thing that you accuse others of is what you are guilty of yourself. You make a mockery of all of these findings. Your attitude is cynical and accusitory. If all of these people are greedy in the name of Jesus, What are you? I hope someday you actually do come across something divine and spiritual and beautiful and valuable. Next I hope you reach out to someone just like you. You make a mockery of people and God and your humor is at their expense.
Considering Brian would kill himself along with me before putting up any ads, I don't think "greedy" is an appropriate description. In fact, it's a bit unfair that Jesus has made so many other people money, but not me. Does he not appreciate this website devoted to him?
