Receipt

This summer, Jacob Simmons and Gentry Lee Sutherland came home to find the face of Jesus burned into a Wal-Mart receipt. Perhaps it is Jesus recognizing that Wal-Mart can save you more than he can?

This thing supposedly looks like Jesus.
Tags: receipt
October 01, 2011 @ 1:33 PM PDT by Wesley

Lightning

A Facebook acquaintance of mine just upload this pic from Hurricane Irene, the last of a series of natural disasters to strike the mid-Atlantic area of the US. I'm not sure this was a good sign, though. Considering all those other natural disasters, I think this was a sign only of Jesus looking for survivors to smite.

This thing supposedly looks like Jesus.
Tags: lightning
October 01, 2011 @ 1:27 PM PDT by Wesley

Update: I'm back!

Hello, STLLJ readers (any who are still out there). I know I abandoned you for some months now in favor of menial and obviously less important things like work and law school, but I'm going to try to start updating at least once a week again, starting with a backlog of reader submissions. So send those pictures in!

Posted in category Blog
October 01, 2011 @ 1:20 PM PDT by Wesley

Shed Window

Jesus appeared on the window of a shed, and the family did the good Christian thing: put him up on ebay for a bunch of money. They're only asking for $1.5 million and the image is not at all discernible, so it's a steal!

This thing supposedly looks like Jesus.
Tags: ebay, window, shed
December 30, 2010 @ 6:46 AM PST by Wesley

Rock #7

Jesus showed up on another rock, and quickly showed up on ebay for the low, low price of $5,500. The auction ended yesterday, and shockingly had zero bids. Do you people not love Jesus?

This thing supposedly looks like Jesus.
Tags: Rock, ebay
December 28, 2010 @ 8:26 AM PST by Wesley

More X-rays

There's a new report of a cancer patient finding Jesus on her X-ray after surgery earlier this month. The woman claims the image has strengthened her faith. That vague outline could be nothing but Jesus!

This news article on this story has a video with a brief interview.

This thing supposedly looks like Jesus.
Tags: x-ray
December 27, 2010 @ 5:01 AM PST by Wesley

More Tiles

In a new example of divine voyeurism, reader Terri Smith discovered Jesus on another tile in another bathroom. This Jesus looks especially creepy. Look at that nose!

This thing supposedly looks like Jesus.
December 24, 2010 @ 5:20 AM PST by Wesley

Another Wall

Residents of an apartment complex recently spotted the Virgin Mary herself appearing before them, shining down on a wall of the complex. The source link includes a video with interviews. Best quote: "I know what she looks like because I go to church."

This thing supposedly looks like Mary.
December 23, 2010 @ 4:55 AM PST by Wesley

Candle Wax

Right after finishing praying, a California woman spotted the Virgin Mary in her melted candle. Her priest told her that the image proves that she is on the right track in her life. Which is very obvious; after all, what else could it possibly mean?

This thing supposedly looks like Mary.
December 22, 2010 @ 4:41 AM PST by Wesley

Candy

Recently, a man spotted Mary holding Baby Jesus in a piece of candy. Just in time for Christmas, awwwww. He has apparently resisted eating the candy long enough to consider selling it.

Hat tip: Orac.

This thing supposedly looks like Jesus and Mary.
Tags: candy
December 21, 2010 @ 7:13 AM PST by Wesley