This summer, Jacob Simmons and Gentry Lee Sutherland came home to find the face of Jesus burned into a Wal-Mart receipt. Perhaps it is Jesus recognizing that Wal-Mart can save you more than he can?
A Facebook acquaintance of mine just upload this pic from Hurricane Irene, the last of a series of natural disasters to strike the mid-Atlantic area of the US. I'm not sure this was a good sign, though. Considering all those other natural disasters, I think this was a sign only of Jesus looking for survivors to smite.
Hello, STLLJ readers (any who are still out there). I know I abandoned you for some months now in favor of menial and obviously less important things like work and law school, but I'm going to try to start updating at least once a week again, starting with a backlog of reader submissions. So send those pictures in!
Jesus appeared on the window of a shed, and the family did the good Christian thing: put him up on ebay for a bunch of money. They're only asking for $1.5 million and the image is not at all discernible, so it's a steal!
Jesus showed up on another rock, and quickly showed up on ebay for the low, low price of $5,500. The auction ended yesterday, and shockingly had zero bids. Do you people not love Jesus?
There's a new report of a cancer patient finding Jesus on her X-ray after surgery earlier this month. The woman claims the image has strengthened her faith. That vague outline could be nothing but Jesus!
This news article on this story has a video with a brief interview.
In a new example of divine voyeurism, reader Terri Smith discovered Jesus on another tile in another bathroom. This Jesus looks especially creepy. Look at that nose!
Residents of an apartment complex recently spotted the Virgin Mary herself appearing before them, shining down on a wall of the complex. The source link includes a video with interviews. Best quote: "I know what she looks like because I go to church."
Right after finishing praying, a California woman spotted the Virgin Mary in her melted candle. Her priest told her that the image proves that she is on the right track in her life. Which is very obvious; after all, what else could it possibly mean?
Recently, a man spotted Mary holding Baby Jesus in a piece of candy. Just in time for Christmas, awwwww. He has apparently resisted eating the candy long enough to consider selling it.
Hat tip: Orac.