An image of Jesus on the cross appeared on another potato chip. The person in the video found the image among other chips that came with a grilled cheese sandwich. Maybe Jesus was just trying to find his mom.

Jesus has now appeared on an English flag at a water park, though the owners kept it quiet for almost a month. It was noted that the weather has been "perfect" since the image was publicly revealed, which can't be a mere coincidence; it's not like they waited until good summer weather to reveal it or anything.

Update: Subsequent stories appearing in my inbox have made me realize that this is not, in fact, an English flag, as the water park in question is in the US. It is apparently just a lifeguard flag.

Reader Noorul Amin from India found Jesus in a tree root in his garden about eight years ago. Jesus decided to appear exactly as he did during the crucifixion, including anatomical accuracy (so you can tell this didn't happen in the US).

Mary appeared last week on a dresser, holding baby Jesus. The woman who found the image was shocked that other people could see it too; she apparently did not realize just how many people had such low standards.

An anonymous reader submitted this old news story about an image of Jesus having appeared in the crumpet of an atheist, obviously in an attempt to convert him away from the Dark Side. It didn't work.

Update July 2: Shaun Garrod, the man whose crumpet is shown above, has found STTLJ! Hi, Shaun, you're our first celebrity reader! He sent us a message with a picture of him and his crumpet. You can view one of the news segments about him in the "Photo Source" link below.

In what has been labeled as the "Second Plumbing" (I wish I was kidding), an image of Jesus has appeared on a drainpipe. I think Jesus may have messed up a bit on this one.

There's also a Fark thread for this story.

Reader Dave Shoffner spotted another image of Jesus on a Wendy's dumpster in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. It is the spitting image of Jesus, too. Though I am also weirdly reminded of the rabbit from Donnie Darko...

Reader Diana Arbour says that she and her boyfriend caught this crab that looks exactly like Jesus someplace in Canadia-land. Good to know there are some True Believers in that frigid land of heathens!

Jesus was spotted just yesterday on another tree. He was a little late getting there, because it's been "a few years" since that branch was originally cut down. Maybe he was stuck in traffic or something.

The article includes a poll, where only 21% of respondents (233 people) think that the image is truly Jesus.

Jesus just appeared in a wad of duct tape, and of course the family that saw it is trying to sell it. They say it is a "symbol of hope" for their family, but I guess Ben Franklin is a better one.