Baby Jesus has just made a rare appearance, this time in someone's wallpaper. I'm not sure what Baby Jesus is supposed to look like, but that looks a lot like a peanut.

Jesus appeared in another ultrasound, and he does not look happy... or human. Could it be ET Jesus?

Jesus was spotted on (in?) a lung in another MRI. Unfortunately, it looks like he is pushing against that person's spine, distorting it horribly. Oh well, a broken spine is a small price to pay for a personal visit from Jesus.

In 2002, Mary got ambitious and materialized herself in a number of office windows, creating a sixty-foot-tall image. It was a big deal for the town, and even a gift shop was set up around it.

However, a couple of years later some heathen vandals destroyed the windows. If only God's omnipotence was able to stop slingshots.

The Virgin Mary appeared in the form of a mysterious light. I'm not sure about this one, though; I think it looks more like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. What moron didn't blank their mind this time?

Jesus recently turned up in a Catholic healing center in the Philippines on the Holy Host, which I guess is something to do with the Eucharist. The "healing center" is apparently known for "miraculous cures" of cancer patients. Maybe we should send amputees there to be cured as well.

Some highly customers discovered Jesus in a thousand-pound chunk of granite. The company is refusing to sell it, though, which seems highly disrespectful of a longtime tradition of Jesus pareidolia.

In his eternal quest to appear on every known tree, Jesus appeared on another one in New York. Some viewers of this image took it as a sign that god is everywhere. Well duh, haven't they seen this site?

Jesus has revealed himself in a piece of seitan, which is apparently a vegan wheat product. It is also pronounced "satan," which means this could be a false image meant to lure us away from all of the true Jesus images out there.

Just last week, Jesus was discovered on an 8th grader's thumbprint. The student even helpfully drew an arrow to a spot that looks nothing like Jesus, but I'm sure the Lord was just being shy for the camera.