Jesus appeared temporarily in a fire... of a professional video editor. Though it's completely believable, as this was at his partner's mother's house -- and if "partner" means "gay partner," then Jesus obviously was just making a "flaming" joke.
A woman claims Mary appeared on her spare bedroom door after a friend spent the night there -- probably to try to catch a peek of something. A local church elder said it was only lines, but he is obviously a heretic.
This is another entry in Doors That Look Like Jesus.
Jesus added another one to the continuing saga of door appearances, this time making it a church door. This is a rare occasion where I have no idea where they even claimed the image was. Jesus must be very subtle.
Mary created her image in a water stain on an actual church, and the faithful all eagerly believed.
"I just look at it as if it's a miracle, it's God. If it's not then it's something nice for people to look at and believe that it is," visitor Labarbara Cuffee said.
Religion: that ongoing quest for truth.
Jesus has now appeared in a bucket of pizza sauce, in an image so unmistakable that, according to the finder, even an atheist would have to believe it. I am absolutely convinced that this is an exact likeness of Jesus (or any other bearded man), though... is it just me, or does it look like The Lord's image kind of has breasts?
Earlier this year, Jesus showed up in a bruise left by a needle puncture. However, the image quickly faded. Maybe that was supposed to be a hint?
The only thing Jesus and his mom like more than doors are trees. Jesus appears in another one, and in a poll, 55% -- almost 1300 people -- claim to see Jesus's face.
The person who originally reported the image said that he saw a woodpecker fly away right before he saw Jesus there for the first time. Obviously the woodpecker crafted the face into the tree, which shows that Jesus is now getting too lazy to even do his own work.
Even more surprising than the fact that there's apparently an actual piece of equipment called a "food warmer," Jesus decided to appear under one. He really makes people look for these things, doesn't he?
Jesus decided to manifest His image on the pants leg of a woman's jeans. However, I'm having trouble discerning anything. Maybe Jesus was drunk when he created this one.
Jesus appeared in some drywall, though there seems to be some disagreement about if the image really is Him. Other people have said Sasquatch or that it's just a random face. Don't these people know that any and all images that look vaguely like a face have to be Jesus?
Hat tip: Robot Nine
