An anonymous reader submitted this old news story about an image of Jesus having appeared in the crumpet of an atheist, obviously in an attempt to convert him away from the Dark Side. It didn't work.

Update July 2: Shaun Garrod, the man whose crumpet is shown above, has found STTLJ! Hi, Shaun, you're our first celebrity reader! He sent us a message with a picture of him and his crumpet. You can view one of the news segments about him in the "Photo Source" link below.