Yesterday, it was reported that Jesus appeared on some vines on a utility pole. Which is obviously true; look how cross-like that pole is! Wait, all utility poles are shaped like that? Well obviously Jesus chose to appear as a random blob of vines just there because it's cross-shaped.

Unfortunately, earlier today the Jesus-haters at the local administration office deemed the vines a safety hazard and ordered them removed. The Jesus vines died for our sins of bureaucracy.