Jesus does not just show up in America, as shown by him appearing in melted chocolate in the UK.
I was enjoying the cookie and when I picked it up I saw a face. When I looked at, I immediately thought that's definitely the face of Jesus. It looked just like the Turin Shroud. I felt I had to keep the plate because nobody would believe me otherwise.
But with the plate, everyone will obviously believe that Jesus decided to manifest himself in the melted waste of your snack.