Jesus claims his own office at a car dealership.

However, some of the viewers are heathens.

"It looks a little bit like Sasquatch," piped up Ruth Johnson from the receptionist desk.

James Bauman Jr., who was getting an oil change, described it as "Christ in a Jedi outfit," then as a "Persian king."

"I guess everybody has their own outlook on it," said Collins, 42. "It depends on what religion you're from."

Blasphemy! What people want to believe has nothing to do with what they see. Obviously, Jesus himself makes these images appear as perfect likenesses of him.

An old and apparently well-known Virgin Mary sighting was mentioned in the article (the "discoloration on the front of the Ugly Duckling Car Rental building in Clearwater that drew worshipers who said it was the Virgin Mary"), but unfortunately a quick Google search did not reveal any articles with pictures.