So of course Jesus immediately goes on eBay.

A Pittsburgh man says he found the image of Jesus on a water-stained piece of plaster in his bathroom.

He is seeking a minimum bid of $1,999.

There were no bids at the time of that article. Do you people not care about your Lord and Savior?

EDIT: The plaster sold for $1,999, apparently to the same casino which bought the Virgin Mary grilled cheese sammich.