Recently, a man spotted Mary holding Baby Jesus in a piece of candy. Just in time for Christmas, awwwww. He has apparently resisted eating the candy long enough to consider selling it.

Hat tip: Orac.

Mary has shown up again lugging around Baby Jesus, this time in the streams of blood down a biker's arms. Doesn't she ever get tired of carrying him around everywhere?

A Texas woman has seen images of Mary holding baby Jesus in a couple of rocks. She refuses to believe it can be a simple coincidence, as coincidences are just when "God chooses to remain silent." Truly, God made those images to inspire this one woman to show them off as the unique signs that they are.

Mary appeared last week on a dresser, holding baby Jesus. The woman who found the image was shocked that other people could see it too; she apparently did not realize just how many people had such low standards.

Someone is selling a wood board on ebay with the image of Mary holding baby Jesus, for the unbelievably low price of $1,000! There have been two lower offers made, but I don't know what they were.

Given the incredibly rarity of these sorts of images, $1,000 is a steal, don't you think?

Mary, taking after her voyeuristic son, has appeared on a shower tile holding Jesus, presumably so he can watch too. I know they're all-good and everything, but those two can be creepy sometimes.

Jesus and Mary both decided to appear in this man's orange. Mary's head is apparently between Jesus's legs, which is disturbing. And instead of selling on ebay, this man has an even more inspired idea: sell pictures of the orange for even more money!

John Smith from Sydney, Australia is truly blessed. Both Jesus and Mary have decided to recreate themselves in his lava lamp.

"I had been going through a tough time and was paying for a sign ... a divine sign from God that I was not alone and that all would work out fine," he explains on the website.

After the revelation of the lava lamp Mr Smith said his life turned around.

He claims this heavenly-sent miracle literally changed his life and that angels are currently protecting him.

But for Australian Skeptics vice president Richard Saunders the Virgin in the lava lamp is simply another case of a phenomenon known as pareidolia where the mind sees patterns and objects in random shapes.

Blasphemy! How can anyone suggest that all of these people who claim to see Jesus are just seeing what they wish to see? It's pure coincidence that all of them are Christians.

This is supposed to be the Virgin Mary holding the baby Jesus.

I'm sorry, but no. Come on now. That thing isn't even vaguely humanoid-shaped. It looks more like a kangaroo, if anything. Or did Mary have a pouch?