In a new example of divine voyeurism, reader Terri Smith discovered Jesus on another tile in another bathroom. This Jesus looks especially creepy. Look at that nose!
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Reader Jane discovered this image of Jesus on a bathroom tile from a casino on the California-Nevada border. This sort of voyeurism should come as no surprise.
Reader Jeffrey Morgan sent in this picture of Jesus revealing himself through a folded-up umbrella. Jeff blames his recognition on beer and fading light, but he misses the most obvious explanation: Jesus.
Reader Luke Doddy sent in this picture of Jesus on a tree stump. Look, the hands are even marked for crucifixion! And a really nasty wound on his side, but let's ignore that. Jesus is also apparently a cyclops.
A keen-eyed reddit user spotted Jesus on a "carport," which is apparently caveman for "garage." No, the photoshopped image is not it; that is just a reference for what the Jesus who appears on the top-right side looks like. Some more graphic help is given with this image.
Jesus and his divine father have been spotted in an unusual situation: two different bodies! I thought they were like Superman and Clark Kent? Anyway, they decided to appear in a Google Street view of a road in Switzerland. The gods must suspect that the Swiss are up to something.
Ten days ago, Jesus decided to appear in a tree branch located in Bill Johnson's yard. Apparently this wasn't dramatic or conspicuous enough for Jesus this time, as then Jesus decided to make the branch fall in Johnson's yard so he'd be a sure to get a good look.
Johnson says the image is of Jesus with an outstretched hand. I think Jesus is holding a big ass chain gun.
Jesus has decided to appear on another door, with one of his creepiest faces yet. The door was put up on ebay for the amazing deal of $15,000, which somehow did not get any bids. Do you people not love your LORD?
Hat tip: Tabloid Prodigy.
Last week, Jesus decided to appear in a woman's MRI results. She was recently diagnosed with cancer, and sees the image as a sign that Jesus is with her.
Rumors that Jesus is in fact in league with the tumors are considered unfounded.
UPDATE: Another news site has a video interview.
Reader Haines Miranda sent in this picture of a wooden board which Jesus has graced with his presence, in Haines's own basement! I agree, it looks just like Jesus. Or some creepy alien monster, but maybe Jesus just got out of bed.