Residents of an apartment complex recently spotted the Virgin Mary herself appearing before them, shining down on a wall of the complex. The source link includes a video with interviews. Best quote: "I know what she looks like because I go to church."
Right after finishing praying, a California woman spotted the Virgin Mary in her melted candle. Her priest told her that the image proves that she is on the right track in her life. Which is very obvious; after all, what else could it possibly mean?
A few years ago, Cruz Jacinto dared to question the existence of God. Mere days afterward, Mary decided to prove her wrong and appear before Jacinto in the form of a two-inch lump of chocolate. That'll teach her.
An anonymous reader submitted this image of the Virgin Mary. The image appeared on the stains of a cigarette that had been discarded into a beer. It is obviously Mary, clear as day, though the one spot on the image where the head is makes me think Mary is now a cyclops.
Jason Amaya, an Indiana resident, was innocently eating Cheetos when he was shocked at seeing a Cheeto which was the spitting image of the Virgin Mary. It certainly does not look at all like a deformed and mangled bottle.
Mary decides to show up in a church again, alongside the Mary Magdalene. The image was just noted when sunlight shines on an altar through the church's stained glass (which, of course, is of Jesus). The two women just now appeared, as they were not noticed for at least 45 years. Maybe Jesus got lonely.
Reader David Parkerson says that the Virgin Mary has appeared on a bruise on his fingernail. The image has been there for a month now, which shows Mary's perseverance. She apparently hasn't shaved in all that time, either.
The Virgin Mary appeared in the form of a tree stump, which received its own little shrine in New Jersey. This tree stump apparently brought lots of people together. I'm sure Mary is very pleased with her rocks and pictures, after all that effort of transforming the tree stump.
In 2002, Mary got ambitious and materialized herself in a number of office windows, creating a sixty-foot-tall image. It was a big deal for the town, and even a gift shop was set up around it.
However, a couple of years later some heathen vandals destroyed the windows. If only God's omnipotence was able to stop slingshots.
The Virgin Mary appeared in the form of a mysterious light. I'm not sure about this one, though; I think it looks more like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. What moron didn't blank their mind this time?
