Jason Amaya, an Indiana resident, was innocently eating Cheetos when he was shocked at seeing a Cheeto which was the spitting image of the Virgin Mary. It certainly does not look at all like a deformed and mangled bottle.

Mary decides to show up in a church again, alongside the Mary Magdalene. The image was just noted when sunlight shines on an altar through the church's stained glass (which, of course, is of Jesus). The two women just now appeared, as they were not noticed for at least 45 years. Maybe Jesus got lonely.

Reader David Parkerson says that the Virgin Mary has appeared on a bruise on his fingernail. The image has been there for a month now, which shows Mary's perseverance. She apparently hasn't shaved in all that time, either.

The Virgin Mary appeared in the form of a tree stump, which received its own little shrine in New Jersey. This tree stump apparently brought lots of people together. I'm sure Mary is very pleased with her rocks and pictures, after all that effort of transforming the tree stump.

In 2002, Mary got ambitious and materialized herself in a number of office windows, creating a sixty-foot-tall image. It was a big deal for the town, and even a gift shop was set up around it.

However, a couple of years later some heathen vandals destroyed the windows. If only God's omnipotence was able to stop slingshots.

The Virgin Mary appeared in the form of a mysterious light. I'm not sure about this one, though; I think it looks more like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. What moron didn't blank their mind this time?

So of course right after I go on vacation, Jesus and Mary start popping up everywhere. Mary was spotted in a thin vapor cloud (or possibly a reflection of light) and the resemblance couldn't be clearer. Well, I suppose it could if it looked at all like a human, but it's definitely Mary.

A woman claims Mary appeared on her spare bedroom door after a friend spent the night there -- probably to try to catch a peek of something. A local church elder said it was only lines, but he is obviously a heretic.

This is another entry in Doors That Look Like Jesus.

Mary created her image in a water stain on an actual church, and the faithful all eagerly believed.

"I just look at it as if it's a miracle, it's God. If it's not then it's something nice for people to look at and believe that it is," visitor Labarbara Cuffee said.

Religion: that ongoing quest for truth.

An image of Jesus's mom now appears on a dresser, and of course the family is planning on selling it on ebay, as is good Christian tradition.

I'm sure it is purely coincidental that this image is noticed now, when the husband is out of work and they're trying to scrape together some cash.