Now Jesus has made himself appear in some firewood. This must have been right after a heavenly showing of Aladdin, because the image looks more like a genie to me.

Also, "what 'wood' Jesus do?" Horrible puns make baby Jesus cry.

Jesus manifests himself on a dining room chair... after five years of ownership - and of course it immediately goes on eBay. And you know this is legitimate because it was an atheist who spotted it! The auction listing doesn't mention this, but it's likely the heathen was immediately converted to a staunch Christian.

The auction starting price is $100. What a deal!

Hat tip: No-Name247

Jesus now showed up on the front door of the Seaweed Pie Cafe (is it just me or does that sound gross?), but is apparently very shy as the only way to see him is to take a picture from what looks like roughly 800 yards away. Also the image of Jesus disappears around noon, presumably for his afternoon nap.

Jesus materializes in what appears to be a 3-year-old's finger painting of Dr. Mario. Actually it's some random splotches on some person's home in Colombia. Apparently the image is much more obvious to believers, as "throngs" of visitors started showing up to admire it.

The Lord Jesus now decided to appear on a factory wall in the Ukraine, and the people there have turned it into a sort of mini-shrine. People in the area are now making "pilgrimages" to leave flowers at this holy site of some water marks on the stone that seem to have the outline of a person. That person is just always Jesus.

In what may be the biggest stretch yet, Jesus has launched into orbit to appear on Mars. But... I got nothing. Seriously, nothing that even vaguely resembles a person or face. This is just embarrassing.

This person was cutting up a tree when Jesus decided to appear on one of the pieces. And of course it ended up on ebay; the bidding was up to the fantastic sum of $20 before the seller canceled it.

According to the ebay listing, Jesus didn't appear right away, but "within two hours." Maybe Jesus was having coffee and was a little delayed.

I think this might be a new low: Jesus in the folds of a seat cushion. I suppose you can see the vague outline of something shaped like a face... maybe. But at that point you might as well just be looking at the clouds for random formations.

I think I see Luke Skywalker in the upper-right corner.

Jesus Fish is now more than a silly bumper sticker - it is reality as he makes himself appear in this skull of a catfish. And of course, it went up for auction, though it's not apparent how much it went for. At least a few thousand, surely.

Jesus appears in some burger grease burned onto a baking tray... and appears to really need a shave. And the rest of his head.

I'm going to be very busy during the week from now on, but you can expect some STTLJ updates at least over the weekends.