Jesus decided to make his image appear on another guitar.

The above is the Shroud of Turin next to the alleged image of Jesus on the guitar, and the first thing you should note is that there are absolutely no similarities. But of course, the face makes itself clear to the True Believers:

"I've been here for 27 years and I've never seen anything close to that... the face is so clear," shop employee Jeff Hoyer told the Ludington News. "It reminded me, and a couple of other people, of the Shroud of Turin and we know who that was."

"It also reminds me of my brother, he's a biker."