Reader David Parkerson says that the Virgin Mary has appeared on a bruise on his fingernail. The image has been there for a month now, which shows Mary's perseverance. She apparently hasn't shaved in all that time, either.

Earlier this year, Jesus showed up in a bruise left by a needle puncture. However, the image quickly faded. Maybe that was supposed to be a hint?

In what appears to be a satirical response to the last news entry, the face of Jesus appears on a girl's bruise.

[The girl] also commented that she thought it was a sign that "Jesus wants us to ride around in cars with boys; he's telling us all that it's OK. Also that I need a cooler cell phone."

Satire it may be, but the image and perceived meaning behind it are just as legitimate as every other Jesus sighting on this website. Perhaps Jesus was trying to convert the unbelievers.