Earlier this year, reader Joey G made a tie dye shirt in chemistry class, and after washing it, discovered that Jesus had blessed the shirt with an image of his face. Maybe Jesus is trying to tell him to become a hippie.

When loyal believer Evan Chase was making a tie-dye shirt, Jesus rewarded him by showing up in the result. I don't think he's referring to the dog-face-looking-thing at the top, but the two little arm-like things that are underneath it. Obviously those are Jesus's arms.