In a new example of divine voyeurism, reader Terri Smith discovered Jesus on another tile in another bathroom. This Jesus looks especially creepy. Look at that nose!

Reader Jane discovered this image of Jesus on a bathroom tile from a casino on the California-Nevada border. This sort of voyeurism should come as no surprise.

A woman claims Mary appeared on her spare bedroom door after a friend spent the night there -- probably to try to catch a peek of something. A local church elder said it was only lines, but he is obviously a heretic.

This is another entry in Doors That Look Like Jesus.

Mary, taking after her voyeuristic son, has appeared on a shower tile holding Jesus, presumably so he can watch too. I know they're all-good and everything, but those two can be creepy sometimes.

Yet another example of Jesus the voyeur, as he spies on women in a weight loss clinic.

"I think its the silhouette and kind of a partial beard," said Dominique Sartin, Body Shoppe staff member. "She said if it had leaked a little more it would be a beard on the other side too."

Double Jesus?

They're considering selling it on E-Bay.

The Lord would be proud.

You'd think he was a pervert or something. Well, that or the lady's just making crap up. But why would this non-Christian woman do that? It's not like she's trying to make money off of it or anything.

The image of Jesus Christ has a price this Easter: $10,000.

Is it just me, or does that Jesus in the window have a dollar sign for a face? How appropriate.

Aka another example of Jesus being a creepy voyeur. The lucky stalkees:

Jerry and Wendy Divock of East Windsor say the image of Jesus' face mysteriously appeared on a bedroom door roughly 10 years ago. Raised in a Jewish home, Jerry says the door has inspired him to convert to Christianity.

The vague image of a face that doesn't at all look like Jesus inspired him to abandon Judaism and convert? His faith was obviously extremely strong, but just could not stand up to the powers of the Almighty Christ.

So of course Jesus immediately goes on eBay.

A Pittsburgh man says he found the image of Jesus on a water-stained piece of plaster in his bathroom.

He is seeking a minimum bid of $1,999.

There were no bids at the time of that article. Do you people not care about your Lord and Savior?

EDIT: The plaster sold for $1,999, apparently to the same casino which bought the Virgin Mary grilled cheese sammich.