Reader Jacob Ruwitch found another example of Jesus wanting to play baby again, this time in another cheeto. I'm not sure I want to know what that knob sticking out of it is.

Jason Amaya, an Indiana resident, was innocently eating Cheetos when he was shocked at seeing a Cheeto which was the spitting image of the Virgin Mary. It certainly does not look at all like a deformed and mangled bottle.

But he was almost eaten!

"When I first saw it. Oh, it kind of looks like a dog or something with the two legs. Then I turned it on its side. I was fixing to eat it," said Cragg. "And that is the image I saw. I don't think the heavenly choir actually started singing, but in my mind they did."

The chip has quite a reputation here. Some call it The Cheeto. Others call it J Cheeto.

"But one of the guys just looked very calmly and said, his name shall be Cheesus," said Cragg.

However, then minister Cragg walks off the slippery slope of blasphemy.

"I don't think God makes Cheetos that look like Jesus. I'm not sure grilled cheese sandwiches look like the Virgin Mary," said Cragg.

How dare he question the LORD's will to make himself appear to us! I think this website proves Cragg wrong; I mean, all these people can't be just making it all up, right? Right?