Reader Luke Doddy sent in this picture of Jesus on a tree stump. Look, the hands are even marked for crucifixion! And a really nasty wound on his side, but let's ignore that. Jesus is also apparently a cyclops.

The Virgin Mary appeared in the form of a tree stump, which received its own little shrine in New Jersey. This tree stump apparently brought lots of people together. I'm sure Mary is very pleased with her rocks and pictures, after all that effort of transforming the tree stump.