Readers Brad and Beverly from California recently discovered a "crystal clear" image of Jesus in their new kitchen countertop. I can only guess that Jesus is there to make sure they don't eat any figs.

Earlier this year, reader Joey G made a tie dye shirt in chemistry class, and after washing it, discovered that Jesus had blessed the shirt with an image of his face. Maybe Jesus is trying to tell him to become a hippie.

Reader Jacob Ruwitch found another example of Jesus wanting to play baby again, this time in another cheeto. I'm not sure I want to know what that knob sticking out of it is.

Reader Macayla Graham discovered Jesus being crucified in a banana chip. For someone who was brutally tortured, Jesus sure seems eager to remind himself and everyone else about the incident.

Reader Crystal Conte recently discovered Jesus hiding out in the shell of her pet turtle, Joey. She's now apparently shopping for buyers, because, well, what other use does a vague Jesus image have?

While most cats may think they are gods, reader Beth Bertrand noticed that her cat has been blessed by an image of one! Though I think it looks more like Wolverine, who is way more badass than Jesus anyway.

A couple of years ago, reader Michele's 13-year-old daughter decided was very worried about going back to school due to bullying kids, and so prayed to God for a sign. The result was a mushy Jesus image in a potato, which apparently chased the bullies away.

In a new example of divine voyeurism, reader Terri Smith discovered Jesus on another tile in another bathroom. This Jesus looks especially creepy. Look at that nose!

Reader Jane discovered this image of Jesus on a bathroom tile from a casino on the California-Nevada border. This sort of voyeurism should come as no surprise.

Reader Jeffrey Morgan sent in this picture of Jesus revealing himself through a folded-up umbrella. Jeff blames his recognition on beer and fading light, but he misses the most obvious explanation: Jesus.