Reader Jennifer submitted this finding of crucified Jesus on an apple that her grandparents were going to cut up to make applesauce. I can only sort of make out a head and torso, so now I am picturing a legless Jesus on a crucifix singing Life of Brian's "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life."
Kara Small submitted this finding of Jesus hiding in a window, which she discovered in a picture she took of an obviously blessed house. She even helpfully circled the ghostly apparition and added a Jesus face for comparison. I'm convinced!
Reader Richard from the UK sent in this picture of an old cat, showing that Jesus makes his way everywhere. Unfortunately the cute kitty is now dead, but he will be forever remembered as having a blessed belly!
Reader Richard Gonzales discovered Jesus hiding in yet another door. This image is so clear and so miraculous that Richard claims it caused him to convert to Christianity from being an atheist.
I suppose a door is about as rational a reason as any to find religion.
Readers Brad and Beverly from California recently discovered a "crystal clear" image of Jesus in their new kitchen countertop. I can only guess that Jesus is there to make sure they don't eat any figs.
Earlier this year, reader Joey G made a tie dye shirt in chemistry class, and after washing it, discovered that Jesus had blessed the shirt with an image of his face. Maybe Jesus is trying to tell him to become a hippie.
Reader Jacob Ruwitch found another example of Jesus wanting to play baby again, this time in another cheeto. I'm not sure I want to know what that knob sticking out of it is.
Reader Macayla Graham discovered Jesus being crucified in a banana chip. For someone who was brutally tortured, Jesus sure seems eager to remind himself and everyone else about the incident.
Reader Crystal Conte recently discovered Jesus hiding out in the shell of her pet turtle, Joey. She's now apparently shopping for buyers, because, well, what other use does a vague Jesus image have?
While most cats may think they are gods, reader Beth Bertrand noticed that her cat has been blessed by an image of one! Though I think it looks more like Wolverine, who is way more badass than Jesus anyway.
