Jesus decided to make his face appear in a piece of petrified wood allegedly over 178 million years old. Maybe he wanted to show off for the dinosaurs. The image is so blatant that it only took the current owner a few years to see it!

Of course, such a valuable image had to end up on ebay. It's only $9,800, so what are you waiting for?

Reader Haines Miranda sent in this picture of a wooden board which Jesus has graced with his presence, in Haines's own basement! I agree, it looks just like Jesus. Or some creepy alien monster, but maybe Jesus just got out of bed.

Jesus has just blessed a piece of wood with his image, and yet again has found himself for sale on ebay, which by now must be the most blessed website in existence. The seller, a Catholic, claims he "feels strange" around the wood. I can't blame him; I would be intimidated by Jesus's wood as well.

Someone is selling a wood board on ebay with the image of Mary holding baby Jesus, for the unbelievably low price of $1,000! There have been two lower offers made, but I don't know what they were.

Given the incredibly rarity of these sorts of images, $1,000 is a steal, don't you think?