A woman claims Mary appeared on her spare bedroom door after a friend spent the night there -- probably to try to catch a peek of something. A local church elder said it was only lines, but he is obviously a heretic.

This is another entry in Doors That Look Like Jesus.

You'd think he was a pervert or something. Well, that or the lady's just making crap up. But why would this non-Christian woman do that? It's not like she's trying to make money off of it or anything.

The image of Jesus Christ has a price this Easter: $10,000.

Is it just me, or does that Jesus in the window have a dollar sign for a face? How appropriate.

Aka another example of Jesus being a creepy voyeur. The lucky stalkees:

Jerry and Wendy Divock of East Windsor say the image of Jesus' face mysteriously appeared on a bedroom door roughly 10 years ago. Raised in a Jewish home, Jerry says the door has inspired him to convert to Christianity.

The vague image of a face that doesn't at all look like Jesus inspired him to abandon Judaism and convert? His faith was obviously extremely strong, but just could not stand up to the powers of the Almighty Christ.