Jesus decided to make his image appear on another guitar.

The above is the Shroud of Turin next to the alleged image of Jesus on the guitar, and the first thing you should note is that there are absolutely no similarities. But of course, the face makes itself clear to the True Believers:

"I've been here for 27 years and I've never seen anything close to that... the face is so clear," shop employee Jeff Hoyer told the Ludington News. "It reminded me, and a couple of other people, of the Shroud of Turin and we know who that was."

"It also reminds me of my brother, he's a biker."

Now Jesus has appeared on a guitar. Or has he?

The owner sold the guitar on ebay last month for $200. I don't know how long ebay will store the info, so I took a screenshot, because this really is too good:

Here's the key part:

If you look at the left photo we took of just the body, you will see reflections of light that looks like a man with a beard, and long hair. We are not really what you would say Christians, but when I looked at this photo, I tried to recreate it many times, but could not duplicate the same results. When we took the full length photo is was not there.

Now, if I'm reading this correctly, it appears they're saying that they took one picture of the guitar, and a weird face that looks like Jesus appears on the picture... but the face does not appear on the guitar itself or any subsequent picture, so anyone who buys it should not expect to see anything. Obviously, nothing explains this besides divine intervention.