Jesus recently appeared on a family's glass patio door, right before they were going to change the door. Now of course they're still going to change the door -- by selling the Jesus one on craigslist. Based on the craigslist address, the family is from Canada, so the door can probably be picked up for about $2 American.
A few years ago, an image of Jesus appeared on a cabinet door. The family didn't notice it for a year, which is just crazy. How could they not notice such a blatant depiction of Jesus?
A woman claims Mary appeared on her spare bedroom door after a friend spent the night there -- probably to try to catch a peek of something. A local church elder said it was only lines, but he is obviously a heretic.
This is another entry in Doors That Look Like Jesus.
Jesus added another one to the continuing saga of door appearances, this time making it a church door. This is a rare occasion where I have no idea where they even claimed the image was. Jesus must be very subtle.
Man, Jesus sure likes doors. He appeared on yet another one, and of course it was immediately put on ebay. Shockingly, there were no bids.
Jesus now showed up on the front door of the Seaweed Pie Cafe (is it just me or does that sound gross?), but is apparently very shy as the only way to see him is to take a picture from what looks like roughly 800 yards away. Also the image of Jesus disappears around noon, presumably for his afternoon nap.
Even though he concedes it's the "stupidest thing [he's] ever made on [his] blog," a nonbeliever of the Lord's steady stream of visitations into this world makes a post about Jesus appearing in his closet door.
Here it goes: my old closet door has a very curious wood grain pattern in it, that many people over the years have said looks exactly like Jesus Christ holding out His hands.
So far as I'm concerned, there's nothing supernatural about it at all. And it wouldn't be proper to come oggle this anyway: if the Bible teaches us that not even the angels are to be worshiped, then I can't begin to imagine how much worse it is to pay homage to an inanimate hunk of wood.
Obviously Jesus sent His image to this poor, deluded man in order to convince him of the righteousness of worshipping random images of nothing.
Jesus claims his own office at a car dealership.
However, some of the viewers are heathens.
"It looks a little bit like Sasquatch," piped up Ruth Johnson from the receptionist desk.
James Bauman Jr., who was getting an oil change, described it as "Christ in a Jedi outfit," then as a "Persian king."
"I guess everybody has their own outlook on it," said Collins, 42. "It depends on what religion you're from."
Blasphemy! What people want to believe has nothing to do with what they see. Obviously, Jesus himself makes these images appear as perfect likenesses of him.
An old and apparently well-known Virgin Mary sighting was mentioned in the article (the "discoloration on the front of the Ugly Duckling Car Rental building in Clearwater that drew worshipers who said it was the Virgin Mary"), but unfortunately a quick Google search did not reveal any articles with pictures.
Aka another example of Jesus being a creepy voyeur. The lucky stalkees:
Jerry and Wendy Divock of East Windsor say the image of Jesus' face mysteriously appeared on a bedroom door roughly 10 years ago. Raised in a Jewish home, Jerry says the door has inspired him to convert to Christianity.
The vague image of a face that doesn't at all look like Jesus inspired him to abandon Judaism and convert? His faith was obviously extremely strong, but just could not stand up to the powers of the Almighty Christ.
