24 Posts Tagged 'ebay'

Patio Door

Jesus recently appeared on a family's glass patio door, right before they were going to change the door. Now of course they're still going to change the door -- by selling the Jesus one on craigslist. Based on the craigslist address, the family is from Canada, so the door can probably be picked up for about $2 American.

This thing supposedly looks like Jesus.
Tags: ebay, door
August 30, 2010 @ 1:23 PM PDT by Wesley

Fence

Jesus decided to appear on a fence, and quickly ended up on ebay, for the low low price of $1,000. No one has bid on it yet, but there's less than two days left, so bid quickly! In fact, surely the bidding will skyrocket soon, so if you don't want to leave it up to chance, you can "buy it now" for the measly cost of $30,000!

This thing supposedly looks like Jesus.
Tags: ebay, fence
August 29, 2010 @ 9:51 AM PDT by Wesley

Picture

Jesus decided to make himself appear in the corner of a picture, and therefore destined himself to show up on ebay, again. Jesus was being sneaky, though; the image only shows up so clearly when the picture is upside-down. If the picture is rightside-up, the image vanishes. It's almost like there was some psychological phenomenon at work here...

This thing supposedly looks like Jesus.
Tags: ebay, picture
August 09, 2010 @ 4:44 PM PDT by Wesley

Iron

Jesus decided to appear on some burnt residue on the bottom of an iron. The woman who found the image claims that it is proof that "he's listening." Either that or a hatred of wrinkles.

Update: The Jesus iron is now on ebay for the low, low price of $9,000. What a steal!

This thing supposedly looks like Jesus.
Tags: ebay, iron
July 21, 2010 @ 3:14 PM PDT by Wesley

Toast

Jesus has just appeared on a piece of burnt toast, and of course immediately was put up on ebay, with a starting bid of $99.99. A mere pittance, especially when considering the "good fortune" the seller has had since discovering the image.

For some unfathomable reason, there are currently no bids.

This thing supposedly looks like Jesus.
Tags: ebay, toast
July 19, 2010 @ 3:14 PM PDT by Wesley

Duct Tape

Jesus just appeared in a wad of duct tape, and of course the family that saw it is trying to sell it. They say it is a "symbol of hope" for their family, but I guess Ben Franklin is a better one.

This thing supposedly looks like Jesus.
June 14, 2010 @ 4:07 PM PDT by Wesley

Dresser

An image of Jesus's mom now appears on a dresser, and of course the family is planning on selling it on ebay, as is good Christian tradition.

I'm sure it is purely coincidental that this image is noticed now, when the husband is out of work and they're trying to scrape together some cash.

This thing supposedly looks like Mary.
Tags: ebay, dresser
May 07, 2010 @ 12:04 PM PDT by Wesley

Wood Board

Someone is selling a wood board on ebay with the image of Mary holding baby Jesus, for the unbelievably low price of $1,000! There have been two lower offers made, but I don't know what they were.

Given the incredibly rarity of these sorts of images, $1,000 is a steal, don't you think?

This thing supposedly looks like Jesus and Mary.
Tags: wood, ebay
May 06, 2010 @ 12:09 PM PDT by Wesley

Another Chip

The Virgin Mary chose to appear on this Lay's potato chip. Well, either Mary or just some blob.

And of course, the woman who found the chip said she was planning on putting it up on ebay.

This thing supposedly looks like Mary.
Tags: chip, ebay
May 06, 2010 @ 12:21 AM PDT by Wesley

Garage Floor

In 2007, Jesus appeared on a stain on this family's garage floor. They sold it on ebay for $1529.69, by tearing up a chunk of their floor.

However, the stain only resembles half a face. Did Jesus get tired halfway through?

This thing supposedly looks like Jesus.
May 05, 2010 @ 7:23 AM PDT by Wesley