34 Posts Tagged 'ebay'

Pareidolia Roundup

Earlier this year, a piece of dried glue that looks like Homer Simpson sold for... 152,000 pounds??? That's something like $240,000. I think Mary is now a little pissed off that she was so undervalued!

Additionally, a George Washington chicken nugget was sold for $8,100. That money apparently went to charity, which makes it seem a little less obscene.

More pareidolia: Garfield popcorn, angry lunar rock, and baby Venom. I can't decide whether that last one is awesome or horrifying.

Someone who is awesome decided to check whether facial recognition software is also susceptible to pareidolia. The answer: yes! Though the computer will sometimes register different things as the eyes or mouth and miss others that a human would consider obvious.

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Tags: ebay, roundup
March 29, 2012 @ 6:39 AM PDT by Wesley

Old Picture

Two decades ago, our savior decided to appear as a barely discernible shade in this old, poorly developed photo of clouds from 1990 (upper-right corner). The owner kept such a priceless artifact without telling anyone for years, but now he has decided to share Jesus's blessing with everyone (oh, and he needs money). Starting bid's only about $10,000!

This thing supposedly looks like Jesus.
Tags: ebay, picture
October 25, 2011 @ 6:29 AM PDT by Wesley


In his most convincing appearance yet, Jesus made his image appear on a homemade pen, which is now up for sale on ebay. Seriously, I'm convinced. It looks just like the LORD. Praise Jesus!

This thing supposedly looks like Jesus.
Tags: ebay, pen
October 20, 2011 @ 2:37 PM PDT by Wesley


Jesus took a trip Down Under when he appeared in this pizza at a pizza shop in Australia. This image may be one of Jesus's creepiest. The restaurant made the only logical choice and put the pizza on ebay where it was sold for $153 Australian, which, from my understanding, is something like $6 American.

This thing supposedly looks like Jesus.
Tags: ebay, pizza
October 17, 2011 @ 12:00 PM PDT by Wesley

Chair #2

After ten years of owning this rocking chair, Lou Balducci of California finally discovered what is "clearly" an image of Jesus on it. His family and friends call it a blessing. I don't know about that, but Jesus clearly doesn't look pleased about where he ended up.

Update: Balducci ended up putting the chair on ebay for a mere $25,000. Strangely, there were no bids.

This thing supposedly looks like Jesus.
Tags: chair, ebay
October 17, 2011 @ 5:50 AM PDT by Wesley

Petrified Wood

Jesus decided to make his face appear in a piece of petrified wood allegedly over 178 million years old. Maybe he wanted to show off for the dinosaurs. The image is so blatant that it only took the current owner a few years to see it!

Of course, such a valuable image had to end up on ebay. It's only $9,800, so what are you waiting for?

This thing supposedly looks like Jesus.
Tags: ebay, wood
October 14, 2011 @ 1:21 AM PDT by Wesley

Shed Window

Jesus appeared on the window of a shed, and the family did the good Christian thing: put him up on ebay for a bunch of money. They're only asking for $1.5 million and the image is not at all discernible, so it's a steal!

This thing supposedly looks like Jesus.
Tags: ebay, window, shed
December 30, 2010 @ 6:46 AM PST by Wesley

Rock #7

Jesus showed up on another rock, and quickly showed up on ebay for the low, low price of $5,500. The auction ended yesterday, and shockingly had zero bids. Do you people not love Jesus?

This thing supposedly looks like Jesus.
Tags: Rock, ebay
December 28, 2010 @ 8:26 AM PST by Wesley

Yet Another Door

Jesus has decided to appear on another door, with one of his creepiest faces yet. The door was put up on ebay for the amazing deal of $15,000, which somehow did not get any bids. Do you people not love your LORD?

Hat tip: Tabloid Prodigy.

This thing supposedly looks like Jesus.
Tags: ebay, door
October 13, 2010 @ 12:28 PM PDT by Wesley


Jesus has just blessed a piece of wood with his image, and yet again has found himself for sale on ebay, which by now must be the most blessed website in existence. The seller, a Catholic, claims he "feels strange" around the wood. I can't blame him; I would be intimidated by Jesus's wood as well.

This thing supposedly looks like Jesus.
Tags: ebay, wood
September 19, 2010 @ 12:37 PM PDT by Wesley