Jesus showed up on another rock, and quickly showed up on ebay for the low, low price of $5,500. The auction ended yesterday, and shockingly had zero bids. Do you people not love Jesus?

Just a few days ago, Jesus decided to appear on another rock in Arkansas. The discoverer states that the rock is a blessing and clearly Jesus, but the Youtube commenters seem to disagree.

A few years ago, Gregorio Gomez was told in a dream that he would find an image of Jesus on a rock. Shortly thereafter (when he certainly wasn't looking for it), Jesus appeared on a rock right where Gomez could find it. What a miracle!

A Texas woman has seen images of Mary holding baby Jesus in a couple of rocks. She refuses to believe it can be a simple coincidence, as coincidences are just when "God chooses to remain silent." Truly, God made those images to inspire this one woman to show them off as the unique signs that they are.

Jesus appeared on another rock. The likeness is uncanny, and the person who found it says that the rock image shows "no wear in the features." Which is certainly true, assuming Jesus didn't have a nose.

Jesus now appears on a rock on the side of a mountain road.

Shirley Maples says she was riding in a bus looking out the window when she saw it.

Maples' friend Annette Neal believes the image is there to watch over them. Maples' other friend, Maxine Nance, says Maples needs a kidney and believes the image is a sign that Maples will be OK.

I personally like to believe it's a sign that I'll eat good pizza tonight.

Jesus just happens to appear yet again in a rock, to a religious man eager to sell it.

His aim is a little ambitious... but faith can move mountains, right?

"I'm going to sell it if I can get $20 million," he said -- citing an exaggerated account of the grilled cheese price tag.

The Son of God has decided to grace a rock with his presence.

A business owner in Redlands, Calif., says he's found an image of Jesus in a rock embedded in his store counter.

The counter has been in place for years, but the image wasn't noticed until about two months ago, the Contra Costa Times reported.

The employee who spotted Jesus's obvious image apparently has a vivid imagination.

"I see a swollen eye and a lesser swollen eye," Erik "Smokey" Jones told the Contra Costa Times. "This here is thorns on his head."

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