Kara Small submitted this finding of Jesus hiding in a window, which she discovered in a picture she took of an obviously blessed house. She even helpfully circled the ghostly apparition and added a Jesus face for comparison. I'm convinced!
Jesus appeared on the window of a shed, and the family did the good Christian thing: put him up on ebay for a bunch of money. They're only asking for $1.5 million and the image is not at all discernible, so it's a steal!
In 2002, Mary got ambitious and materialized herself in a number of office windows, creating a sixty-foot-tall image. It was a big deal for the town, and even a gift shop was set up around it.
However, a couple of years later some heathen vandals destroyed the windows. If only God's omnipotence was able to stop slingshots.
This is not a perpetual image, but Jesus keeps appearing on this man's truck window every morning. There's even a poll, where 61% of respondents agreed with the obvious truth that one of the Almighty's top concerns everyday is manipulating condensation to look like Him.
Image of Jesus crying appears in hospital window.
Jesus apparently caused quite a stir in the hospital. Doesn't he know all the old people need their sleep?
Cruzada, who was one of several viewers to send an e-mail about the image to Local6.com, said his ex-wife was recently diagnosed with stage-3 cancer.
"This was just a sign for me to not worry about what is going on in my life and that everything else is under control," Cruzada said. "It was an enlightening experience."
Witnesses said after a few hours, the image vanished.
So his wife is possibly dying of cancer, which is a very unfortunate and sad thing, but it's ok because a Jesus face appeared to you? Instead of curing her, which these people apparently believe Jesus is capable of doing, he just sends his face in a window? I don't understand what comforts some people.
You'd think he was a pervert or something. Well, that or the lady's just making crap up. But why would this non-Christian woman do that? It's not like she's trying to make money off of it or anything.
The image of Jesus Christ has a price this Easter: $10,000.
Is it just me, or does that Jesus in the window have a dollar sign for a face? How appropriate.
