Mary decides to show up in a church again, alongside the Mary Magdalene. The image was just noted when sunlight shines on an altar through the church's stained glass (which, of course, is of Jesus). The two women just now appeared, as they were not noticed for at least 45 years. Maybe Jesus got lonely.

Jesus recently turned up in a Catholic healing center in the Philippines on the Holy Host, which I guess is something to do with the Eucharist. The "healing center" is apparently known for "miraculous cures" of cancer patients. Maybe we should send amputees there to be cured as well.

Jesus appeared yet again in a tree, this time conveniently located outside of a church.

The original news article didn't have the pictures anymore, but I managed to find this one in the related Fark thread.

Jesus added another one to the continuing saga of door appearances, this time making it a church door. This is a rare occasion where I have no idea where they even claimed the image was. Jesus must be very subtle.

Mary created her image in a water stain on an actual church, and the faithful all eagerly believed.

"I just look at it as if it's a miracle, it's God. If it's not then it's something nice for people to look at and believe that it is," visitor Labarbara Cuffee said.

Religion: that ongoing quest for truth.

Mary makes a rare appearance in an actual church, showing up in some sort of stain on a wall. The article mentions how some people think it looks like Jesus instead, making this a classic example of people being determined to see something in any even vaguely humanoid shape.

I think this might be a new low: Jesus in the folds of a seat cushion. I suppose you can see the vague outline of something shaped like a face... maybe. But at that point you might as well just be looking at the clouds for random formations.

I think I see Luke Skywalker in the upper-right corner.

In a rare occasion, the son of God decided to actually show up in a church.

Jubilee Fellowship Church members say you can see Jesus??? face on their pulpit. After it was re-varnished, someone from the church noticed the profile of what they believe is Jesus Christ.

So no matter what they do, some church members believe you can see some image of Jesus in their podium. Obviously a sign from the Lord himself.

There's also a poll at the bottom of the article, where hundreds of people have said that they can in fact see Jesus's image.